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Fifteen patches, each designed for one job. Not sure which is yours? The quiz takes 30 seconds.
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Which Super Patch is right for me?
It depends on your top priority. Freedom is for pain and discomfort, REM for sleep, Peace for stress and anxiety, Liberty for balance and mobility, Focus for concentration, Joy for mood, and Kick It for cravings and habits — with 15 patches in total. The free 30-second quiz above matches you to one based on what you're actually dealing with.
- What they are: wearable, drug-free patches using Vibrotactile Technology (VTT).
- How they work: a printed ridge pattern stimulates skin receptors, which signal your brain — nothing is absorbed.
- How fast: activates in about 30 minutes, worn up to 24 hours.
- Cost: MSRP $99 — currently $69 per 30-patch pack, or $65/mo on Subscribe & Save.
- Risk: 30-day money-back guarantee on every order.
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Tap into your Original Intelligence.
No drugs. No chemicals. Nothing entering your body. Just a signal your nervous system already knows how to use — delivered by a patch you wear.
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◽️ If you subscribe every month $65.
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